Chiang Mai, Thailand, Trekking Tour - A Typical Adventure

We are up in time for the tour and do not need theplace where the ladies are all in traditional village
scheduled wake-up knock. Today, the one day wefestival attire, very colorful. We find the prices here
probably need the nutrition and energy provided by ato be half of what they were down by the elephant
real breakfast, we have only coffee and a pastry.camp and pick some nice things up to bring back
Wouldn't you know it, the first hour of our tour ishome. Then we walk and walk and walk. Ugh. Up hill.
spent going from hotel to hotel picking up otherWhen we get where we are going, we see a bunch
tourists. We are harmonizing with our tour group,of the people who were on our bus earlier in the day.
welcoming each new pick up and planning to spend aCool. We sit for lunch, which is made edible by the
lovely day getting to know each other a little better.addition of the sauces provided. Our group, now
We are intrigued with meeting Francisco frommelded as one, is split up again as Victor and I are
Cancun, Mexico who is in Chiang Mai for a Taotaken off to ride an elephant.
retreat where he will have a three week spiritualWe have to climb a one story platform to board the
experience silently ensconced in a closet. I ambeast. Once in, it seems okay...until the elephant
fascinated.moves. Victor and I are sitting in a little metal seat
We welcome Gary from England who's doing thewith a safety bar across the front. Victor is to my
tour alone as his travel friend has previously enjoyedleft. As the elephant takes a step first Victor takes a
it. We finish our pickups with a final stop at the officedip downward, then I do as Victor comes back up.
where we meet many buses who have picked upOh, My! This for an hour? I want to change places
other tour goers and we have a little Chinese fire drillwith the guide who is sitting behind the elephants
as everyone gets off their bus and onto another bus.head and not experiencing any of this dipping.
I wonder how many years it took to develop theseWe head up a hill on a very narrow path and I am of
logistics.course on the cliff side of the hill, high up on this
We now have a new travel group that includes ushuge animal who in picking his way on a foot wide
and Gary from England and we all seem toopath with no safety rail to keep us on the hill should
frustrated to go through the meeting process againthe elephant have a miss-step. I am trying hard not
and have a quiet ride out of town. Our first stop isto let this panic me. Victor is enjoying my fear and
to pick up three more travelers, all ladies fromkeeps telling me to take a picture of this and that
Australia. As the guide spends a minute telling usand all I can do is hang on. As soon as I gain
about the tour, it would appear that we have twoconfidence that we won't tumble off the hill, we
different programs going on here. She keeps talkingreach the top. The views are beautiful with terraced
about the one day trek. I am absolutely positive thatfields of vegetables, homes in the distance....But also
we have not signed up for a trek, which to meat the top is where we start going down. This is far
means "walk through the jungle." I am certain that inworse than going up and I feel I just might tumble
the jumble of folks getting on and off the bus weout of the little chair and land right on top of the
were supposed to go somewhere else and beginguide. I am floundering. Then I think my movements
dreading a day of trekking. I have improper shoes!are sure to unsettle the elephant and I will cause our
Our first stop is a butterfly and orchid farm. Thefall. I sit very still through the rest of the ride and
butterflies are not colorful or impressive, but theactually enjoy the second half on fairly flat ground.
orchids are. Victor takes some really nice pictures andWhen we alight from the lumbering beast we
I am tempted to buy something souvenirish, but thereconnect with our tour guide and head off through
prices aren't good. We share a coffee with Garythe terraced fields to our waiting van. I fall off the
before the bus heads up the mountain.terrace twice, but don't step on any poisonous
When the bus gets to the little village, Victor and Isnakes. Having abandoned all others, our group is
along with Gary and the ladies from Australia arenow just three, Victor and myself and we have
instructed to get off and with our tour guide we willFrancisco from Cancun Mexico back with us.
go see the Elephants. I guess the other people onNext we get a water buffalo ride through the town
the bus are the ones trekking. I am thrilled.and surrounding fields in what really looks like a cart
The plan is to first see the elephants, not ride them.that would have been around 2,000 years ago. The
We will then go to a zoo and then walk over topegs holding it all together are wooden dowels. The
where the riding elephants are. I am confused but wewater buffalo also look like they are from 2,000
go along with the program figuring they have thisyears ago as does the town itself, with the
ironed out and all will be fine.exception of the half dozen Satellite dishes and
All but one of the big elephants is out with riders andoccasional cell phone.
we meander over to where the babies are. CamerasDone with our land adventures, we board a bamboo
come out and cooing begins. We feed them foodfloat, another relic from an earlier time. This is very
they can reach on their own and feel good aboutpeaceful and uneventful. We are enjoying the
ourselves. I reach out to one of the elephants thatcompany of Francisco for the last hour, Victor far
seems in distress and he swiftly swats me with hismore that I because the are speaking Spanish most
trunk. I am grateful not to have been any closer! Aof the time, and I only catch a few bits. We are
fellow rides over on an elephant who poses forpassed by another raft. I don' t think this is fair and
pictures. This time I am not swatted and sit on anoffer or guides a big tip if we retake the lead. They
extended elephant knee.don't really understand and we come in second.
Across the way is a patch with what looks to beVictor tells me it is not a race and that we got more
frames of some sort drying in the sun. Elephant dungtime on the river than those who passed us, a better
paper. Cool!value for our money. I am tired and want to go
We wander the grounds, find the shops, look about,home.
find bathrooms, use them, find beverages, have oneWe have all agreed that we do not need to take a
and it is all very free form. I guess our guide had awalk through the jungle to a waterfall that has no
handle on where we all were because when it waswater falling and head off to the vans for home. I
time to walk to the zoo, we were all together. Uphope that we have few stops this time, or are first
the hill we head and the next stop is a little marketoff the bus.